I live in the high-desert mountains of Wyoming. This means I have plenty of uninvited guests sneak into my home because my home is built right on top of theirs. Spiders are frequent intruders and I am constantly killing reminding them to stay out.
The other day I found a web connected to the toilet. Okay, no way am I going to let a cobweb be connected to something I use at my most vulnerable moments. Or to sensitive areas that I really don’t want to get bit. I got rid of it immediately.
One morning I woke up and went to do my normal morning routine. As I stumbled out of my bedroom I walked through a silvery, kind of sticky substance. One industrious spider had spent the night spinning a web in my doorway.
Did he really think that would work? First I said, “Ick,” then I mumbled “that was one ambitious spider. Or just very hungry.”
This incident made me a little paranoid. I’m always a little nervous that I’ll wake up one morning wrapped in a web cocoon. If my blog entries suddenly stop, please send help. An exterminator should do the trick.