I gone and done it –
I done something dumb.
Trying to get fit –
I’m now hurting more than some.
silly verse
MyConcentratedEffortToSaveSpace
Theworldiscrowded,
withnotalotofspace.
Ithoughttomyself,
HowcanIconservespace?
Whatcanbemypart
Totakeuplessspace?
Thisismysolution,
Tonotwastespace.
Wanttojoinme
Andsavesomespace?
The Great Toy Story Moral
Hollah at Them Hills!
So’s you had a bad day.
And the blues you feel’s.
Listen to what I say –
go hollah at the hills!
The hills can take it.
(It’s better than loading up on pills)
They won’t mind a bit –
so go hollah, hollah at them hills.
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A Poem by Corina
I was doing my civic duty one bright, fine day,
when I decided to visit the nursing home – where all the old folks stay.
My heart full of nothing but sweet charity,
I scanned the halls to see who might need me.
When I noticed a woman in her room all alone,
wearing a dress and a shawl that was well worn.
I smiled and thought how nice I could be.
“Would you like to chat?” I asked her softly.
Bad Luck (a real silly poem)
Gather around,
and sit on down,
listen to a little ditty
all about a city
which was wiped out,
ain’t no doubt.
Your Inner-Pooh
photo courtesy the web
When I was young I read a story enough To know a group of friends mostly made out of fluff. When I look with older eyes I actually begin to see 100 Acre Wood characters inside of me. Sometimes I am in control and can save the day. That’s my Christopher Robin coming into play. Some people think that I’m wise but I’m really rather silly. As I channel my inner-Owl, I admit I act willy-nilly. Other times I’m annoying. Sorry Rabbit, but that’s you. Sometimes I’m playful and that’s my inner-Roo. My Kanga peeks out whenever I nurture
Ode to my iPhone
I love my iPhone
It’s so pretty.
My iPhone knows
It’s smarter than me.
That’s okay though
I do not mind.
It keeps me from
Falling way behind.
Ask me for the time
I will whip it out to share
With the slick casing
Remember to do it with care.
A group message comes
First, see who it’s by
And send a private note
Instead of hitting reply.
The auto-correct
Took some getting used to.
It changes my quirks
Into something new.
I typed (because I’m droll):
Okes dokes lil smokes!
Per auto-correct:
Ike’s domes I’ll smokes!
And if I forget
To click it off like a dummy
It takes my picture
So, I post it for all to see.
Ode to the English Language
Ah, the English tongue! Better start young to learn all the rules they teach in schools.
For example, here’s a sample: i before e except after c.
That explains why receive looks different than relieve.
ck's days 