Go Home!

Go home, sicky!

Before I get icky.

Go home, sicky!

I hate to be nitpicky.

Look, I’m sorry you’re ailing

And your health is failing.

I don’t wanna hear you detailing

With your wheezing and wailing.

Your work ethic results in presenteeism.

I’d prefer you practice more absenteeism.

C’mon, show a little altruism.

At the very least, professionalism.

Please understand

I have big plans.

No offense, I will ban

You if I possibly can.

I see you’re determined to stay.

So how ‘bout I take your sick day?

I’ll go far, far away

And goof off and play.

(sigh)

Go home, sicky!

It’s getting kinda tricky

To avoid all your icky.

So, go home, sicky!

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