Dear Facebook,

While Eve looks like a delightful person, I have no idea who she is.  I can’t even find the hints you usually drop on how I should know her.  We seemingly have no common friends.  So why are you so insistent and persistent that we become friends?

On a side note, when one is un-friended by someone is it really necessary to have the said (un-friender) person continue to populate on the (un-friended) friend suggestion lists?  Not cool, Facebook, not cool.

Thanks for your time.  I know you’re very busy.  Probably checking status updates.

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