Ouch! I burned my tongue. I had no idea this Hot Pocket would be so hot. There should be some kind of warning on it. A simple message like: Hello! This is hot. In fact, it’s like a little pocket of hot. So, do not take a huge bite out of it right out of the microwave.
My tongue feels funny. I think my taste buds will be off for the day. Thanks for ruining my day. If there is a lawyer out there, please contact me immediately. I’m thinking a million dollars will help me get over my emotional distress.
My Hot Pocket was hot. Who could see that coming?