The perfect week

If I had any say

and had my way

I would outlaw Monday

I would just say

no to Monday

You’re not welcome here

no way.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d rethink Tuesday

I would say

maybe no Tuesday

no Tuesday today.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d ban Wednesday

I’d say

Wednesday

go away.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d keep Thursday

I’d say

you’re okay, Thursday

you can stay.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d make Friday

the play day

play, play,

all day.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d say, Saturday,

I’m too tired to play

let me sleep today

on Saturday.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d say welcome Sunday

I will take today

and pray

and not at all worry

because there is no Monday.

© 2013 ck’s days

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1995

I recently discovered my journal I wrote in 1995.  After flipping through its pages I said a prayer of gratitude.  I am so very, very thankful Facebook – or any form of social media – was not around in 1995.  Whew!   I’m sure instead of venting in a private journal I would have shared – overshared – because that’s what geniuses do.   See, in 1995 I labored under the mistaken notion that I was some kind of undiscovered and untapped smarty pants.  Now eighteen years later I can assure you that was not the case.  I also discovered my claim of being a “much better speller before spell check” is completely unfounded.

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