I hate making decisions. Life would be a lot easier for me and probably more enjoyable for other people if I didn’t have to make a choice. Ever. My decision making process is typically a three step process. First, I agonize and worry about choosing wisely. Second, after I make a decision I worry if I made the right choice. This is almost always followed closely by the third step, wishing I chose differently. Choices could very well be the death of me. Okay, that’s a little dramatic. Let’s just sum up, I really prefer not having to choose.
My friend Google is at the ready with any question I may have even if it’s just to settle idle curiosity. For example, I’ve already googled Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski. Yes, AMC is playing its Can’t Get Enough of…Crocodile Dundee I & II this week. This means I have watched the same part of Crocodile Dundee II for the last three nights. If I piqued your curiosity, Paul is about 20 years older than Linda and they have been married since 1990.
Trivial pursuits aside, Google has become a valuable tool for me to make informed (or misinformed) decisions. Always at the ready, it’s a sophisticated 8-Ball. It does its best to give me a plethora of options. Although, sometimes I could do without the snooty attitude the way it corrects me. “Did you mean…” Is that really necessary? If it’s smart enough to figure out an optional way of saying what I typed then couldn’t it be gracious enough to discreetly fix my error? I should think so.
It is ever at the ready and with my iPhone easily accessed. I can ask “What should I have for dinner?” Sure, I still have to make a choice but it’s a matter of scanning through a page of options. Let’s be honest, I’m easily swayed by the more alluring websites. That cuts my decision making time by at least half.
The other day I test drove a couple of vehicles. I gave my phone to my niece and by the end of the drive we had an idea of the safety ratings and consumer comments. I chose not to buy either vehicle – and I felt pretty good about it.
While planning my vacation I asked, “What is there to do in Cody?” Before I even left for my trip I discovered the answer was, “Not a whole heck of a lot.” It told me the route we should take and even how much I could expect to pay for gas.
“I need a job,” and “Where should I live?” are two recurring questions I like to ask. At a moment of desperation, I even typed, “I need a life.” No matter the question, there’s always a page of possible solutions. And usually a correction – “Did you mean wife?” (sigh) No, I meant life.
Google has become a verb. Just like Xerox is synonymous with making copies, Google means researching online. It doesn’t matter which search engine is used, “You can find anything you need by googling it.” Too bad Bing wasn’t first because I’d rather say, “You can find anything you need by binging it.” Oh well.
The younger generation might pause one day and reflect, “How did the older generation ever find anything without Google?” I had the original Google. It was called, Mom. My mom happened to be one the smartest people I’ve ever known. Unfortunately, thanks to hereditary roulette, I received her temperament instead of her smarts. Dang me! At least with Google I now have a fighting chance in making decisions. And pretending I’m smart.