Gather around,
and sit on down,
listen to a little ditty
all about a city
which was wiped out,
ain’t no doubt.
Silly Verse
Your Inner-Pooh
photo courtesy the web
When I was young I read a story enough To know a group of friends mostly made out of fluff. When I look with older eyes I actually begin to see 100 Acre Wood characters inside of me. Sometimes I am in control and can save the day. That’s my Christopher Robin coming into play. Some people think that I’m wise but I’m really rather silly. As I channel my inner-Owl, I admit I act willy-nilly. Other times I’m annoying. Sorry Rabbit, but that’s you. Sometimes I’m playful and that’s my inner-Roo. My Kanga peeks out whenever I nurture
Ode to my iPhone
I love my iPhone
It’s so pretty.
My iPhone knows
It’s smarter than me.
That’s okay though
I do not mind.
It keeps me from
Falling way behind.
Ask me for the time
I will whip it out to share
With the slick casing
Remember to do it with care.
A group message comes
First, see who it’s by
And send a private note
Instead of hitting reply.
The auto-correct
Took some getting used to.
It changes my quirks
Into something new.
I typed (because I’m droll):
Okes dokes lil smokes!
Per auto-correct:
Ike’s domes I’ll smokes!
And if I forget
To click it off like a dummy
It takes my picture
So, I post it for all to see.
Ode to the English Language
Ah, the English tongue! Better start young to learn all the rules they teach in schools.
For example, here’s a sample: i before e except after c.
That explains why receive looks different than relieve.
The Grass is Always Greener…
When you look down
And see your patch of brown
You may wish your ground
Was a different hue.
Go Home!
Wamsutter (A Country Song)
Years ago, I worked for Fed-Ex and had to deliver.
My route stretched east on I-80 to Wamsutter.
“Where in the Sam Hill is that?” you may ask.
No lie! Finding it is no easy task.
You can try a map
But using an app
Might be better
Four Little Words
2:00pm
courtesy the web
I must stay awake
Though the temptation’s great.
Stay alert, for Pete’s sake!
And do not tempt fate.
My boss would not appreciate
If she caught me catching zzz’s.
She would be kinda irate
Spring Fever
photo courtesy the web
I’d rather not work today
So I don’t think I will go.
Spring finally made its way
I’m gonna pull a no-show.
It’s gotta be some kinda crime
To work on a day like this.
I am needing some “me time”
Because I don’t wanna miss.
