I’d rather not work today
So I don’t think I will go.
Spring finally made its way
I’m gonna pull a no-show.
It’s gotta be some kinda crime
To work on a day like this.
I am needing some “me time”
Because I don’t wanna miss.
The sun is in the blue sky.
Roads are begging to be traveled on.
In Wyoming it ain’t no lie
That if you wait it all will be gone.
First things first, I hafta make the call
I look like I should be an undeceiver.
And I’m sure that will help fool them all –
Even my boss will be a believer.
Tell me, do I sound sick enough yet?
(cough, cough, cough – moooan) oh woest me.
They’ll beg me to stay home I bet.
(I’d win the lil’ golden man trophy.)
I am lacking one small necessity
And it is preventing the way.
My wallet is running on empty
So, I guess I’m off to work today.
The afternoon brought rain and snow
And the temperature cooled once more.
Whew! I didn’t waste a day and go.
For once, I am so glad I am poor!