Have you ever been enjoying an apple while out and about and decided, Hey, I should check Facebook?  And have you ever logged onto Facebook using your smartphone and tried scrolling?  But thanks to some apple juice on your finger it doesn’t slide but kind of sticks and before you know it you send a friend request to somebody you haven’t met yet?

And there you are, away from your computer and no way to recall the request.  You have to let it go and so you hope that person rejects you.

And has that person ever accepted your friend request?

And is that person a friend of a friend that a couple of days later you find yourself at the same party?

And while at the party have you ever overheard that person say your name to another friend and both look in your direction?

Have you then looked at the person sitting next to you and quickly pretend to be deep in the most engaging conversation since Eve brought the fruit to Adam?

And for the rest of the night, have you ever avoided your newest fbf because you were too tired to cope with the embarrassment gracefully?

Yeah, me neither.