I’m right as right can be,
yes siree!
In all of history
nobody
has been as right as me.
In the dictionary
under “right” you would see
a picture of me
smiling at you very,
very,
happily.
And under “wrong” I would see
a picture of you looking very,
very,
gloomy.
Don’t dispute so heatedly
or argue stupidly.
We
are no longer friends, you and me.
I can’t be
with somebody
who refuses to see.
Sorry.
What?
Ohhhh.
Never mind.

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