That One Special Friend

You’re not all there, are you?
There is no if, possibly, or maybe.
You are in all the way.
Absolutely, positively crazy.
The light is usually off.
A few aces shy of a deck.
Dancing to your own music.
Your dots just don’t always connect.
But I prefer it that way
and that is in no way a shocker.
Because as you can see
I’m also totally off my rocker!

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The Silliest Word

What’s the silliest word you ever heard?

Could it be that you heard the word nerd?

Could it be that you heard the word bird?

Could it be that you heard the word herd?

Could it be that you heard the word curd?

Could it be that you heard the word turd?

Could it be that you heard the word gird?

Could it be that you heard the word third?

Could it be that you heard the word word?                                      

No, that’s not the silliest word I ever heard.

The silliest word I ever heard is kerfuffle.

Now THAT is a silly word.