Here’s my best effort at a spooky story. Every time my mom told it to me I received no small amount of chills. But I do live in Wyoming so it is possible a cold breeze happened to blow every single time she recounted it.
I doubt it. Continue reading
funny
The Sixth Sense: Is it just me?
photo courtesy the web
The movie “The 6th Sense” was on television. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen it so I watched it.
Every time I watch it though it freaks me out for days afterward. I always wonder if I’m actually dead and just don’t know it. Are people really interacting with me?
So far, I have not met Haley Joel Osment (whatever happened to that kid?) so I guess I’m safe.
Since this was a shorty today, here’s more:
Usurpation on Facebook by ck
Accidental FBF by ck
The power of suggestion by ck
Smarty Pants
The perfect week
If I had any say
and had my way
I would outlaw Monday
I would just say
no to Monday
You’re not welcome here
no way.
If I had any say
and had my way
I’d rethink Tuesday
I would say
maybe no Tuesday
no Tuesday today.
If I had any say
and had my way
I’d ban Wednesday
I’d say
Wednesday
go away.
If I had any say
and had my way
I’d keep Thursday
I’d say
you’re okay, Thursday
you can stay.
If I had any say
and had my way
I’d make Friday
the play day
play, play,
all day.
If I had any say
and had my way
I’d say, Saturday,
I’m too tired to play
let me sleep today
on Saturday.
If I had any say
and had my way
I’d say welcome Sunday
I will take today
and pray
and not at all worry
because there is no Monday.
© 2013 ck’s days
More silliness
Myconcentratedefforttosavespace by ck
caroljones by ck
Non-conformist by ck
Letter to Wal-mart Elves by ck
This and other fine poems available on Amazon
A Santa Tale
How about a Christmas tale? This Saturday would be my mom’s 72nd birthday. That is poorly worded. It still is her birthday and a time to reflect on our memories of her, right? And here is one such memory I thought of last night.
Top 10 reasons to live alone
- You always have control of the remote. Which also means you have no one to blame when you lose it.
- Nobody has to witness when you enter your once a year get fit phase. Which means nobody is giggling on the couch while you exercise to tv fitness programs.
- Related to the cycle mentioned in number two – no one is around when you give up on your fitness phase and enter your ‘time to eat’ phase of the cycle. Which means nobody will witness your weird food combinations like OJ and pizza… at 3:00am.
- Nobody questions what you said when you stub your toe. Which means nobody is around when you pass out from realizing it may be broken – that might be a problem.
- Want a PJ day? No problem! No one will question why you’re still in bed at 5:30pm. Which means you could literally slip off the planet and no one would notice – right away anyway – but yay for independence!
- You could spend the day watching ABC Family and not have to defend your viewing choice. Which means your life is kinda pathetic – but nobody will know.
- You can dance to the radio the same way you danced in junior high. Which means you should get out more.
- Want to wear bright green sweats with a yellow shirt? No problem! Which means you won’t be leaving your house that day.
- Don’t feel like cleaning today? Wait until tomorrow. Which means eventually you’re going to have a lot of work to do.
- Accidently leave Facebook on all day? You don’t have to worry about discovering your status reads something witty like “I like the smell of my own gas.” Which means you are responsible for the content of all your posts – including the ones you post at 1:00am when you awaken from a deep sleep and think you’re being funny (you’re not).
Other top 10 lists:
Top 10 reasons to live in Wyoming by ck
Top 10 scriptures by ck
House Rules: Kitchen
Leavin this town
I’m a gonna leave this town.
I ain’t gonna stick around.
I’m a gonna leave this town.
Go ahead and look but I won’t be found.
My afghan of many colors…
Perhaps you have read the story in the bible about Joseph’s coat of many colors? True, it’s no Moses and the Red Sea parting but it’s still kind of famous. There’s a Broadway play that borrowed it. After including some songs, of course. At least, I assume playwriters added the songs. I can’t imagine anyone broke into song and dance in real life but I won’t guarantee it. I wasn’t there.
My blue little alien
My blue little alien is sticky
sticky, sticky.
He is a gift from my buddy
to me, to me.
BUT
he does not stick to the wall,
he does not stick to the wall at all.
He does not stick to the fridge,
he does not stick to the fridge one smidge.
He does not stick to the door,
He does not stick to the door anymore.
He does not stick to the window,
he does not stick to the window SO
Kate said, “Maybe he will stick to the ceiling.”
I replied, “He will not stick to the ceiling I’m believing.”
BUT
Kate became boss and gave him a toss
and I could not believe what I was seeing –
my blue little alien stuck to the ceiling!
AND
he did not want to come down.
Oh, my blue little alien is sure a clown.
© 2013 ck’s days
