In honor of Dr. Seuss’ 108th birthday
I am a rhyming fool today.
So, here is my day in review
Told in mini-Seussisms for you.
In honor of Dr. Seuss’ 108th birthday
I am a rhyming fool today.
So, here is my day in review
Told in mini-Seussisms for you.
With pen and paper,
I’ve been writing since I was little.
Nothing important,
Mostly just a whole lot of dribble.
I have it in my power
To completely wow you.
It’s not hyperbole
When it’s absolutely true.
What’s the silliest word you ever heard?
Could it be that you heard the word nerd?
Could it be that you heard the word bird?
Could it be that you heard the word herd?
Could it be that you heard the word curd?
Could it be that you heard the word turd?
Could it be that you heard the word gird?
Could it be that you heard the word third?
Could it be that you heard the word word?
No, that’s not the silliest word I ever heard.
The silliest word I ever heard is kerfuffle.
Now THAT is a silly word.
Luckily, I lived
When I rode with a Frenchman
Courage was tested.
Ride with a Frenchman
If you don’t value your life
I did it and lived.

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I AM being nice,
I am, I am, I am.
Please understand
This is as nice as I can be.
If you’re expecting
Someone sweet (yuck!)
That is not me.