So, I see you’re in the news

you just can’t lay off the booze

your life is a big wreck

looks like it’s gone all to heck

since school.

I had a crush on you

and I know you knew

but you ignored me then

we lost what could have been

so cruel.

Your life is pathetic

and I’m apathetic

so I do pity you

but I can’t say I’m blue

it’s true.

Finally I can see

that you not liking me

was a very good thing

so thanks for the nothing

(Pbbth!) on you.

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