Have you converted to the new timeline in Facebook yet?  If not, do you have a Brady Bunch listing of smart phone friends on the left?  If so, have you noticed the order of friends changes slightly?  If so, do you ever wonder what happens when you log off Facebook?  Ever think that maybe they play some kind of King of the Hill game to determine who is the first friend when you log back on?  Have you ever logged off with one friend in the top spot and then log back on and that friend is now two slots to the right?  Ever speculate if it’s all part of a coup among all the gravatars?  Ever conjecture if there are tiny little uprisings when you’re logged off?  Yeah, me neither.