A little trick I learned in grade school
I used to think it was pretty cool.
Hold the stem, spin an apple totally
While reciting the alphabet slowly.
The stem will break on the first letter
Of the name of your future feller.
It rarely breaks on the same letter twice
So, there is a chance it ain’t that precise.
Q? Hmm, well that should make it easy
Where are you – Quinn, Quentin, or Quincy?