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The Sixth Sense: Is it just me?

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photo courtesy the web

The movie “The 6th Sense” was on television.  It’s been awhile since I’ve seen it so I watched it.

Every time I watch it though it freaks me out for days afterward.  I always wonder if I’m actually dead and just don’t know it.  Are people really interacting with me?

So far, I have not met Haley Joel Osment (whatever happened to that kid?) so I guess I’m safe.

Since this was a shorty today, here’s more:

Usurpation on Facebook by ck

Accidental FBF by ck

The power of suggestion by ck

The perfect week

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If I had any say

and had my way

I would outlaw Monday

I would just say

no to Monday

You’re not welcome here

no way.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d rethink Tuesday

I would say

maybe no Tuesday

no Tuesday today.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d ban Wednesday

I’d say

Wednesday

go away.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d keep Thursday

I’d say

you’re okay, Thursday

you can stay.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d make Friday

the play day

play, play,

all day.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d say, Saturday,

I’m too tired to play

let me sleep today

on Saturday.

If I had any say

and had my way

I’d say welcome Sunday

I will take today

and pray

and not at all worry

because there is no Monday.

© 2013 ck’s days

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Top 10 reasons to live alone

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  1. You always have control of the remote.  Which also means you have no one to blame when you lose it.
  2. Nobody has to witness when you enter your once a year get fit phase.  Which means nobody is giggling on the couch while you exercise to tv fitness programs.
  3. Related to the cycle mentioned in number two – no one is around when you give up on your fitness phase and enter your ‘time to eat’ phase of the cycle.  Which means nobody will witness your weird food combinations like OJ and pizza… at 3:00am.
  4. Nobody questions what you said when you stub your toe.  Which means nobody is around when you pass out from realizing it may be broken – that might be a problem.
  5. Want a PJ day?  No problem!  No one will question why you’re still in bed at 5:30pm.  Which means you could literally slip off the planet and no one would notice – right away anyway – but yay for independence!
  6. You could spend the day watching ABC Family and not have to defend your viewing choice.  Which means your life is kinda pathetic – but nobody will know.
  7. You can dance to the radio the same way you danced in junior high.  Which means you should get out more.
  8. Want to wear bright green sweats with a yellow shirt?  No problem!  Which means you won’t be leaving your house that day.
  9. Don’t feel like cleaning today?  Wait until tomorrow.  Which means eventually you’re going to have a lot of work to do.
  10. Accidently leave Facebook on all day?  You don’t have to worry about discovering your status reads something witty like “I like the smell of my own gas.”  Which means you are responsible for the content of all your posts – including the ones you post at 1:00am when you awaken from a deep sleep and think you’re being funny (you’re not).

Other top 10 lists:

Top 10 reasons to live in Wyoming by ck

Top 10 scriptures by ck

My afghan of many colors…

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Perhaps you have read the story in the bible about Joseph’s coat of many colors?  True, it’s no Moses and the Red Sea parting but it’s still kind of famous.  There’s a Broadway play that borrowed it.  After including some songs, of course.  At least, I assume playwriters added the songs.  I can’t imagine anyone broke into song and dance in real life but I won’t guarantee it.  I wasn’t there.

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My blue little alien

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My blue little alien is sticky

sticky, sticky.

He is a gift from my buddy

to me, to me.

BUT

he does not stick to the wall,

he does not stick to the wall at all.

He does not stick to the fridge,

he does not stick to the fridge one smidge.

545930_586485711414989_313897472_nHe does not stick to the door,

He does not stick to the door anymore.

He does not stick to the window,

he does not stick to the window SO

Kate said, “Maybe he will stick to the ceiling.”

I replied, “He will not stick to the ceiling I’m believing.”

BUT

Kate became boss and gave him a toss

and I could not believe what I was seeing –

my blue little alien stuck to the ceiling!

AND

he did not want to come down.

Oh, my blue little alien is sure a clown.

© 2013 ck’s days

Come to me, my Swedish friend…

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Have you heard this song by the Goo Goo Dolls?  Are you as surprised as me it’s by the Goo Goo Dolls?

Just me.  Okay.

I think it shows great diplomatic relations when songs include international relations.

Come to me, my Swedish friend.

Then there’s the line about cigarettes.

Ohhhh.  Come to me my sweetest friend.  And there is no line about cigarettes.  This whole trend in including lyrics with the video is a-ok with me.  Saves from some embarrassment.  Trust you me.

It would have come in handy before I sang along to the Black Eye Peas song, “I want to German size your love.”   What does that even mean?  I could understand, “I want to Russia size your love,” meaning to make it big.  Because, you know, Russia is one big country.  But that could also mean to make it cold, right?  I’ve never been to Russia but I’ve heard it gets cold there.  Rocky IV took place in Russia but was filmed in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.  I’ve been to Jackson Hole and can tell you it’s cold.

What’s that?  I’m rambling now?   Back on topic – German size your love.  Weird phrase.

And no, they don’t really say that.

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