The Moose

What do you want first, the inspiration to the poem or the poem itself (chicken or egg dilemma)?  This blog isn’t really interactive so I’ll make the decision.  Many years ago my family went on vacation to Yellowstone National Park and did not see any wildlife.  Soon after we returned home, a moose wandered into the local cemetery.  And when I say local, I mean local to my house (we live on the street right next to it).  As far as I know, this is the only time a moose has roamed my neighborhood.  I wrote this poem years ago based on this experience. Continue reading

The Legend of Harvey’s Tomb

imageFor the record, I do not like to be scared.  It doesn’t take much; I’ve been known to jump when somebody walks into my office and says hello.  Just walk in not jump or holler or even say “Boo!”  I’ll admit I’m a bit skittish.

 

Scary movies are out of the question.  My older sister, MZ, always loved scary, intense movies and could watch them.  And then go to bed!  I was not blessed with that ability.  If I watched a scary movie, I couldn’t sleep for at least a week.  One time MZ watched “Poltergeist,” and I tried to be brave and stay in the room.  (Though when my mom questioned me after two weeks of not being able to fall asleep, I tried to play innocent and said, “I didn’t know what she was watching.”)  I didn’t watch it, but I heard it.  Or enough of it anyway.  I couldn’t fall asleep with the tv on until I was well into my twenties.

My brother, let me emphasize my older brother, has taken advantage of my jumpiness on more than one occasion.  The house we grew up in is conveniently located near the cemetery.  In the cemetery next to the fence is an old family tomb with the name “Harvey” engraved on it.  Next to the tomb is an exact copy in a much smaller size (rumor has it for Harvey’s dog).  According to local lore, if a person knocks on the big tomb’s door and circles it three times, something or someone inside will knock back.

Apparently, my brother, RH, and his friend JO were fairly bored one summer day.  Bored enough that they let me tag along on their adventures.  RH is seven years older than me and has always been my hero so for me to be included, I was on cloud 9.75.  We went on a bike ride to the cemetery, them on their ten-speeds and me on my newly minted two-wheel bike.

This is when I heard the legend of Harvey’s Tomb for the first time.  And of course, my brother dared me to perform the ritual.  Because he was my audience I had to do it.  But I had to dig deep to find the courage to follow through.  I really didn’t want to be in the cemetery at that moment, I wanted to be home where I didn’t have to worry about thing in tombs that knocked back.  But I knocked.  And I ran around once.  Nothing.

“Run around again,” my brother urged with what I now know was a devilish grin.

I knocked a little softer and ran around again.  Nothing.

“One more time,” my brother said.

I took a deep breath then knocked quickly and ran around for the third time.

“Listen,” RH said and leaned toward the door.   I followed his lead and put my ear on the door.

Suddenly, RH yelled, “RUN!”

He didn’t have to tell me twice.  I was on my bike and pedaling toward the gate before he got the “N” out.   When I got to the gate I figured it was far enough away from danger to rendezvous.  But RH and JO were nowhere to be found.  They were on their own because there was no way I was going back in for them.  If they didn’t make it out, I guess I’d get RH’s room.

But they made it out.  And my brother was laughing at me.  “You should have seen your face!”  He said while holding his side.  “I’ve never seen anyone pedal so fast.”  And as family stories never die, this one still surfaces from time to time.  Usually during a big, family dinner.  RH laughs when he recalls, “All we could see was dust from CK’s little bike.”

Nic’s Chicks

My niece Nic has chicks.  In fact, there are four and they are no longer chicks.  They are egg-laying (or soon to be) chickens.  Her and her husband and their two children live in a suburb of a small metropolis.  I’m not going to give you any more detail than that because their town isn’t zoned for chickens.  So, if they get busted they will have to turn their chickens in or worse, turn their chickens into supper.  That would be a sad day and will not happen on my account.

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The Joy of Domesticity

My sister, NJ, and I went grocery shopping together the other day.  She confided in me, “There are two things I hate to do, shopping and laundry.”    As opposed to those who just enjoy the heck out of performing these two tasks?  I have never met a single person who has confessed loving to do either chore, myself included.  Granted, I haven’t asked every single person in this big world.  I know there are different strokes for different folks so it wouldn’t surprise me to eventually meet someone who gets giddy grocery shopping or who loves doing laundry.  To that person I have two little words:  you freak.

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Dessert at Denny’s

J-Girl and I have been doing a dessert night almost weekly.  It’s been a trick to try and find the ultimate place for a sweet treat.  A couple weeks ago I discovered Denny’s is offering a Peanut Butter extravaganza.  Peanut butter shakes and pies, oh my!  It just so happens that I like peanut butter.  I patiently waited for J-Girl’s schedule to open up so that I, er, we could indulge.

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Pests and Rodents

My brother left to serve a mission when I turned twelve years old.  The day we got back from dropping him off at the MTC, I moved myself into his basement bedroom.  My mom approved the move, she was just too tired and probably a little too sad to help me.  So, I moved everything but the furniture myself.  By the time I moved out years later, I was very tired of living in the basement.  I promised myself I would never live in another basement again.

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The Progression of the Picture

(sigh) I’m not a model.  I know this; I’ve come to accept this.  When I was in college, I took a photography class.   Or at least, I started the class.  I had to drop out because, as I found out on day 2, photography is an expensive habit.  But the one thing I remember during my week of class is this:  a photographer doesn’t take pictures, a photographer makes pictures.  Okay, so can I blame all the photographers that have ever aimed a camera in my direction for me not having one good picture of myself?   Didn’t think so.

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