I went to Ireland

to see what I could see.

They said, “You know what is fun?

Stop by Jameson.

You’ll get some whiskey

while on your tour.”

Okay but I am a teetotaler.

So much to do

while visiting here.

They said, “Do not miss this

go to Guinness.

You’ll get some beer

while on your tour.”

Okay but I am a teetotaler.

I tell you what,

I was well-liked that day

by sharing my freebie

with those around me.

They might just say

you should take a tour

such as this with a teetotaler.

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