Top 10 reasons to live alone

You always have control of the remote. Which also means you have no one to blame when you lose it.
Nobody has to witness when you enter your once a year get fit phase. Which means nobody is giggling on the couch while you exercise to tv fitness programs.
Related to the cycle mentioned in number two – no one is around when you give up on your fitness phase and enter your ‘time to eat’ phase of the cycle. Which means nobody will witness your weird food combinations like OJ and pizza… at 3:00am.
Nobody questions what you said when you stub your toe. Which means nobody is around when you pass out from realizing it may be broken – that might be a problem.
Want a PJ day? No problem! No one will question why you’re still in bed at 5:30pm. Which means you could literally slip off the planet and no one would notice – right away anyway – but yay for independence!
You could spend the day watching ABC Family and not have to defend your viewing choice. Which means your life is kinda pathetic – but nobody will know.
You can dance to the radio the same way you danced in junior high. Which means you should get out more.
Want to wear bright green sweats with a yellow shirt? No problem! Which means you won’t be leaving your house that day.
Don’t feel like cleaning today? Wait until tomorrow. Which means eventually you’re going to have a lot of work to do.
Accidently leave Facebook on all day? You don’t have to worry about discovering your status reads something witty like “I like the smell of my own gas.” Which means you are responsible for the content of all your posts – including the ones you post at 1:00am when you awaken from a deep sleep and think you’re being funny (you’re not).

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3 thoughts on “Top 10 reasons to live alone”

For all it’s drawbacks, living alone certainly has a lot of benefits! I’m all for the PJ day – I’m in mine now, so glad I don’t own a webcam!! 😉 And putting cleaning off till another day, oh yes! I never have to feel guilty – until I get annoyed with myself! 😀

There are benefits and drawbacks to everything – including our living arrangements. I think the best thing about living alone is having that one “dump” area – closet, room, whatever. A place to throw things in until I “get some time later to look at it.” Right. Ha!