Having a bad day –

feeling a little blue?

Of course we can talk –

I’m always here for you!

Tell me about it –

share with me your woe.

No guarantee but

perhaps I can raise your low.

So, come on over –

I’ll lend a loving ear.

I have some Kleenex –

in case you shed a tear.

Nobody listens –

or even cares for you?

For Pete’s sake! You know

that’s totally untrue.

Wait, what is today?

It’s Thursday? Oh, dear me –

I gotta go now –

and watch Big Bang Theory!