You stopped me in the hall
and kindly asked, “How are you?”
We enjoyed our conversation
until your foot came into view
and I watched it flip the rug.
But what was unimaginable
is you left it flipped up
like some kind of animal.
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The Menace of Open Cupboards
More important matters…
You know that over/under debate that has been going on for years?
For the record, the placement of the toilet paper is random and does not endorse or support a preference for over or under. Just getting the roll ready for use.
This is so ridiculous! When it comes to needing some toilet paper at the moment of requirement I don’t really care if it’s over or under. This is such a silly thing to waste time on.
There are more important matters in life.
Such as avoiding using the ugly fork in the drawer.
And eating Skittles the proper way.
I would never waste my time on the over/under utter silliness.
Order
so there might be a chance I exhibit some OCD tendencies
March 24, 2012 I reached my all-time high visits to my website. Which is cool. It really is.
The only trouble is it’s a number that ends in 9. Nine? Really? Not that I’m not appreciative of the views, because I am, it’s just if it’s going to be my all-time highest viewed day, I wish I would have gotten just one more to make it a lovely, whole number. Ah, then I wouldn’t mind seeing that number every day telling me – this is as good as it’s going to get.
Every day I watch my stats and hope for that number + one just so that my all-time highest achievable number looks…pretty.
(sigh) I’m not crazy. I’m sure a lot of you would agree with me on this, right? I hope none of the nines are offended. You’re just not that cool. Okay, maybe I’m a little crazy.
You Say OCD, I Say Quirky
My mom enjoyed playing Solitaire on the computer. She spent a lot of time playing game after game. After she became so sick that she couldn’t sit at the computer anymore, I bought her a little handheld Solitaire game. The screen was smaller and only displayed in monochrome. She refused to play it. I learned how to play it so I could show her how easy it was play. She chose not to learn.
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