misunderstood lyrics

Have you heard this song by the Goo Goo Dolls? Are you as surprised as me it’s by the Goo Goo Dolls?

Just me. Okay.

I think it shows great diplomatic relations when songs include international relations.

Come to me, my Swedish friend.

Then there’s the line about cigarettes.

Ohhhh. Come to me my sweetest friend. And there is no line about cigarettes. This whole trend in including lyrics with the video is a-ok with me. Saves from some embarrassment. Trust you me.

It would have come in handy before I sang along to the Black Eye Peas song, “I want to German size your love.” What does that even mean? I could understand, “I want to Russia size your love,” meaning to make it big. Because, you know, Russia is one big country. But that could also mean to make it cold, right? I’ve never been to Russia but I’ve heard it gets cold there. Rocky IV took place in Russia but was filmed in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. I’ve been to Jackson Hole and can tell you it’s cold.

What’s that? I’m rambling now? Back on topic – German size your love. Weird phrase.

And no, they don’t really say that.