Oh heck no!
I don’t wanna go.
I can think of a million and one things I’d rather do
than go into that meeting with you.
Oh heck no!
I don’t wanna go.
I can think of a million and one things I’d rather do
than go into that meeting with you.
the young ‘uns will play
on Facebook
they’re playing right now – even today.
I don’t like it –
it’s an embryo of disaster –
validation
is the goal they’re after.
“lms tbh or ti,”
to be honest, the truth is I cringe at my wall
with so many “bored so I’ll rate”
being offered to one and all.
I know it’s tempting
but please don’t give in
and play silly Facebook games –
there’s a chance you won’t win.
You may be happy
with the end it’s true
but more likely
you’ll end up feeling quite blue.
Then those thoughts
will make you wonder why
and they’ll drive you crazy
until you break down and cry.
Do what you want
but if you choose to
you’re giving that person
control over you!
(and I say “Booooo!”)
Let me settle this now
and assure you you’re great
if I were to play
I’d say you’re totally first rate!
My mom taught me manners –
or sure tried to.
“Judging others,” she said,
“we should not do.”
I’m right as right can be,
yes siree!
In all of history
nobody
has been as right as me.
I’d rather be
a millionaire
because as you know
millionaires
have no worries
or cares.
She was brave as brave could be
even though not quite three.
It took an hour or so
for her to think, “Where did she go?
I really do think
I need your upmost pity.
Fair dinkum and true –
because I’m one sick puppy.
Not like that, sicko!
I’m truly sick as can be.
I don’t wanna move.
I feel bad, oh woest me!
It hurts all over –
I feel downright crummy.
Yes, I’m serious.
No, this ain’t hyperbole.
Wait, what did you say?
there’s a doctor for me to see?
Hmm, what do you know!
I’m feeling good suddenly!

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What do you mean
it won’t happen today?
Keeping secrets –
not really my forte.
I need to tell.
I so desire to share.
Making me wait –
kinda mean and unfair.
Let me help you
with an explanation.
I will describe
the situation.
Picture a dam
holding back the vast sea.
Now look closer
because that dam is me.
And the water
is that darn ol’ secret
I have to keep –
I can’t share quite yet.
“I can’t hold it
together much longer,”
Scotty worried
he thought they were goners.
I can relate –
this is all I can take.
Leaks are springing –
this dam is sure to break!

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You’re not all there, are you?
There is no if, possibly, or maybe.
You are in all the way.
Absolutely, positively crazy.
The light is usually off.
A few aces shy of a deck.
Dancing to your own music.
Your dots just don’t always connect.
But I prefer it that way
and that is in no way a shocker.
Because as you can see
I’m also totally off my rocker!

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