Went to lunch the other day

da-duh, da-duh

Had to hurry on my way

da-duh, da-duh

A copper was waitin’ for me

da-duh, da-duh

Didn’t show me any mercy

That’s why I got da 44 in a 30 blues

Yes, I got da girl-speedy blues.

I was gettin’ back early

da-duh, da-duh

So I could do my duty

da-duh, da-duh

Had to get around Mr. slow

da-duh, da-duh

But the po-po said no-no

So now I got da lead foot blues

Yes, I got da no put-put blues.

The cop wouldn’t look away if I begged

da-duh, da-duh

This ticket is gonna cost me an arm and leg

da-duh, da-duh

My co-workers are makin’ fun of me

da-duh, da-duh

Callin’ me names like Lil Ms. Speedy.

I got da lead foot,

Ms. Speedy,

No put-put

44 in a 30

Blues.

Dat’s right!