The seven year old youngest sister, JT,  said the family prayer the night before her oldest sister, NR,  went to youth conference.  The older sister, who was 15, was looking forward to asserting her independence from her family.  Though not old enough to date, she would have plenty of opportunity to “scope out” the boys.  And she wouldn’t have her parents there watching her flirt.

“Please bless that the boys won’t like, like, like NR,” said seven year old JT during her prayer.

She finished the prayer and everyone said amen.  Everyone except for NR.  “I refuse to say amen to that prayer.”  She declared.

(true story)