How about another round of “What’s your caption?”
I took this picture during my FedEx days while driving around rural Wyoming.
I’m sure you can think of a better caption than this – give it a go!
LOL
What’s your caption?
I saw this picture on MSN’s Photo of the Day and giggled. How would you caption this?
The Ant’s Plan
The ant
in the band
had a plan
to meet his fan,
Stan,
in the sand.
But that ant
never made it passed the plant
where I happened to stand.
So Stan,
you just can’t,
can’t
meet as planned.
Sorry ant.
My condolences Stan.
© 2014 ck’s days
Seriously Reader’s Digest?
There is a little monthly publication my parents have subscribed to for years. A little golden nugget that has been revered as the end all of answers. It was referenced and quoted in my household since before I can remember. The little book? The Reader’s Digest. The source of many a quirky solution to a plethora of problems. I do have a crude nickname for it but I’ll refrain from sharing it. For now. Continue reading
How many views?
On October 16, 2013 I received my most views to date.
Highest view 167 views
And I became excited because, as you can see, my average views is much, much lower.
But then, WordPress took a view away. I’m not sure why. Perhaps I made it sad. Or mad. Or maybe it’s a practical joker.
All of a sudden, I lost a view! Down to 166 views. How is that possible?!
I complained explained it all in a previous post. You can check it out at What the hey?! But you don’t really need to because I just summed it up pretty well. Basically, WordPress took a view away. Not sure why.
Well, this weekend – guess what reappeared?
Well hello lost view.
So, what you’re telling me is, I do, in fact, have 167 views?
Communication between Buzzards
The Trouble with Washing Cars
The color was white
but the winter has been hard
even for the cars.
“You need to wash it,”
they said to me more than once
“It is a white car.”
At last, I listened
and I paid ten whole dollars
to wash the car clean.
The very next day
it rained and snowed and rained more
on my so clean car.
That is not the end,
as I drove home on wet roads
scowling the whole ride
a dirty mean rock
left a chip in my windshield.
Bleeping-bleep rock chip.
Yes, this is a drought
(sigh) so I should be thankful
for all the moisture.
And am I grateful?
I have no pleasant comment –
ask me later, k?
© 2014 ck’s days
Some days…
So, how would you pour this detergent?
By the handle and risk the mess?
Or awkwardly to use the easy (not so easy in this case) spout?
What’s on PBS tonight?
I never used to watch PBS. In fact, I made fun of people who watched public programming. Sort of. I mocked them by mocking myself. I’ve even described people by saying things like, “She’s PBS and I’m E!. We will never be friends.”
I’d like to point out it’s been years since I’ve watched anything on E!. This confession has nothing to do with this post, I just want to put it out there.
Peculiar
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