I understand not everyone gets my humor. But trust me, I’m hilarious and witty. Continue reading
funny
A Day Off
Thoughts that keep me up at night
This thought occurred to me the other day. What if Santa really is real? He just bypasses my house every year because of where my name is at on the list. So, I’d never know he’s real.
Dangme. Continue reading
But is it spring yet?
I am about done with winter. And it hasn’t even officially started yet. Oh boy. It’s gonna be a long season, isn’t it? Continue reading
The Scrooge of Halloween
Why Genius is Undiscovered
Say, that’s a great idea!
Not to boast,
but that thought surely
is better than most. Continue reading
Older and Wiser…big deal
The moments are becoming more frequent that I know better. I just don’t care enough to do anything about it. It’s fine. It will all be fine. Continue reading
Ironing
To be honest, I think the act of ironing is dying. I don’t know a lot of people that still do it. But wrinkly clothes bugs me. I painstakingly take the time once a week to tediously iron work shirts and pants before I stuff them in my crowded closet. Continue reading
Don’t judge
The other day I used my phone to Google something. My previous search item popped up. Hmm. If anyone else would peek at my searches I might get mocked. I’m sure I had a good reason to search Oompa Loompas, I just can’t remember what that reason was. Continue reading
Monty’s Response
I went for a walk
down the long and dusty road
thinking and pondering
about my life’s unique load. Continue reading