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Continue readingCold
Just sayin…
There is a common conception about hell and what it will look like. You know what I’m referring to, the fiery pit somewhere below the earth. It is designed to resemble the worst case scenario to motivate us all to be good. But if you really want to use scare tactics on me, you’re going to have to create a little different picture. My hell does not look like that infernal pit. My worst case scenario does not look quite like that common visual.
Continue readingEager Winter
Still not a fan of winter. Why can’t summer show the same fortitude as winter? Continue reading
Plus side of winter
No explanation necessary, right? Continue reading
Winter Blues
I don’t like being cold,
I only like being warm.
No good comes from cold
all I can see is harm. Continue reading
I’m Toe Tick!
toe tick
Woe’t me,
I’ve been tick tin’t Monday.
For real tick,
Not ju’t taking a bum-day.
(cough, cough)
Quarantined
Mytelf for everyone’t t’afety.
I Feel as Lousy as I Look
Chain of Events:
Mid-January, the Super Spiritual Activity for March 24, 2012 is planned.
As of March 1st, I pray for two things: good roads and good health.
March 13: my officemate announces, “My throat tickles.”
March 14: my officemate complains about her sore throat. I glare at the back of her head (I sit behind her).
March 15-19: my officemate stays home sick.
March 20: my officemate returns to work declaring, “I can’t afford to stay home any longer.” Ms. Cranky Pants would like to make a point of difference here. She is a salaried employee. Her husband has a pretty good job. She could afford to stay home longer but chose not to.
March 20-23: my officemate works in our closet office while hacking up a lung and complaining. She is the beneficiary of many a dirty glare from me.
March 23: I decide to go to the Hunger Games matinee. A little five-ish year old sits in front of me and wet coughs periodically. “Oh, c’mon!” I complain in a very loud thought. “Give me a break.”
March 24: I am not sick.
March 25: I am not sick.
March 26: I am sick.
It reminds me of an episode of…shockingly, not Friends. It reminds me of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.
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