Sometimes,
Intelligence professes ignorance
while
Ignorance professes intelligence.
Stuff I don’t know what to call
Sometimes,
Intelligence professes ignorance
while
Ignorance professes intelligence.
I’m running away. Heading for the hills. But just for the week.
Monday morning I’m going to the Uinta Mountains with five other leaders and nine young women (yes, yes, I know that’s a high ratio of leaders to girls). We will spend a week hiking, listening to inspirational talks, laughing, crying (in a good way), feeling the Spirit, learning gospel principles, and so much more. And we will do all this without one single campfire (take that Boy Scouts!). Fires are still banned here in Wyoming. But that’s okay; it will be a great week anyway. It’s always a highlight of my summer and a great opportunity to get to know the young women and other leaders in our ward.
One of the perks of Girls’ Camp is it allows me – or forces me – to be sans technology. No cell phones, iPads, iPods, computers, etc. are allowed (leaders do have cell phones for emergencies but we have to go up the hill to get service. No Verizon, I can’t hear you now).
I could have been ambitious and wrote a few blogs ahead. But ambition has never been my strong suit. Instead, we’ll do a retro-ck’s days next week. So, if you’re reading something and it sounds familiar, you’re not going crazy (unless you want to be).
Enjoy your week and I’m sure you’ll get a full report when I get back. Eventually.
People in a small town are interwoven as if connected by a giant spider web. Be careful who you talk about, there’s a chance the subject of your story is related to the listener!
It was a small group of people who gathered around the opening in the earth. If the deceased man had friends while living, none were compelled to brave the biting cold weather to bid him farewell. Winter in Wyoming reaches inside a person and clenches the bones. So, only a few family members came to say goodbye. And only those that felt obligated to come.
Perhaps you haven’t heard, the west is currently burning up. Literally. Fires in Colorado, Utah, and Wyoming are causing devastation and destruction among the human inhabitants. So much so, last week when I checked the local forecast, I saw something I’ve never seen before.
Did you notice? The forecast calls for smoke. Some days are better than others. Yesterday was not a pleasant day. When we went to bed last night, everyone had a hint of that distinct “camping-fire” stink. But with none of the benefits (s’mores). I don’t dare bring out my fire pit at the moment because we are living in a fuse that if ignited the whole town would burn to the ground. In probably five minutes.
How important is context in the following overheard conversation? What picture did you draw in your mind – is it rude or just informative?
First of all, this blog has a soundtrack. Click here first. When that is done, click here.
The other day I came up with a perfect summer schedule. In the morning, I’d first do my personal studies, prayer, and meditation. Afterwards, I’d work in my ever neglected yard. Assuming of course that I miraculously became a morning person and woke up in time to work in the cool of the morning. I discovered yesterday that the sun actually comes up at five in the morning now! What up with that?
After lunch, I’d spend time writing. Since this is a daydream, I flatter myself that I have many followers to cater to. Plus, it would be a perfect opportunity to work on that novel that I’ve had kicking around for years.
In the late afternoon/early evening, I’d visit with friends on my porch. I don’t actually have a porch but if I did anyone and everyone would be welcomed to stop by and chat. During that special time of a summer day, you know, the early evening right before the sun disappears, I’d go for a walk. I used to walk. A good walk clears the head and opens up insights.
After my walk I’d come home and go to bed. “Bed by 10 and up by 6, and let the day take care of itself.” Yeah.
A perfect plan except for a few details. I’m not independently wealthy and I kind of have to go to work. And I’ve never been in bed by 10. And 6 A.M. does not exist in my vocabulary. Other than those few details, I’m almost there.
This is a round about way of saying, I’m cutting back with the blogs for awhile. It’s time to be outside. We have such short summers here in Wyoming, I have to take advantage of it while I can. So, do check back but not too often. You should be outside, too!
I was over at a friend’s house the other day when she busted out her My Little Pony set. No, not to play with. She’s going to try and sell them on E-Bay.I was a little too old for the whole pony craze and never paid much attention to them.
Is it just me, or is that the My Little Pony version of a Tramp Stamp on each of their hindquarters?
Yeah, my friend became very defensive about her ponies when I asked her that, too.
Okay, once upon a time, long, long ago, I was tagged. I never liked the game tag because I was what you would call an “easy target.” And the game would eventually end when I gave up trying to catch anyone else.
But this game of tag is a bit better. It just requires a lot of…work…which I’m not a fan of.
So, I mentioned tadams4u in one of my blogs and she promptly repaid me with a tag. And now, I must pass the good fortune on. I feel like I should explain more but I’ve been sick since Monday and my brain is now mush.
The rules are:
First, my questions:
And now, your questions.
The lucky recipients:
Let’s see, I think that’s it. And…you’re welcome! 🙂
I had the best of intentions to finally hand-off the tag game from a couple weeks ago. But it ain’t gonna happen tonight. The past two weeks have been uber-busy. That’s teen talk. I think it means the past two weeks have kicked my butt. And there’s no relief in sight.
A month ago I took a week off work in hopes of magically making me a nice person again. I used to be fairly nice. Sometimes. Not so much lately. The week off actually helped a little. And then there was Daylight Savings Time. The older I get, the more evil and sinister that spring forward becomes.
Anyway, that was a two paragraph explanation as to why I’m phoning it in again tonight. We have a big road trip planned with the Young Women tomorrow so I may be phoning it in all next week, also. Next week will be my one year mark with CK’s Days! So, I think that translates to a special “Week Review” of all the best CK’s Days has offered. Hmm, possibly.
Getting back to the theme of the title, I do have a couple of things to vent.
One. I went to see the Hunger Games. I’m still reading the third book so the story is fresh in my head. I’m not sure I cared for the movie that much. It was a fairly literal translation from page to screen. At least, as much as possible time-wise. But it lacked…something. Sure, there were a couple of scenes that “something got in my eye.” Fine. I cried. But for the most part it was kinda blah.
It didn’t help that a grandmother brought her five-ish year old grandchild and sat right in front of me. Then she was appalled at the violence. Um, this might be a bit of a spoiler alert but the story is about kids forced to kill other kids. Like, kill them dead. In very vicious ways. It didn’t shock me because I READ THE BOOK. As violent as the movie was, the book was even more violent. If only there was a way for that grandma to have known beforehand what she was taking her charge to. Some kind of internet thing to read reviews… or televison to see previews… or a libray to check out the book.
Other than that distraction, the movie reminded me of the first Harry Potter movie. So literal it was boring. But that series picked up. A bit. And here’s the trivia I figured out once the characters got to the training center. The actors that played Cato and Peeta have both worked with the Rock. No, that doesn’t have anything to do with the movie. That’s just how my mind works. Too bad I can’t make a living out of all the useless movie trivia I have stored up there. I’d. be. rich.
And yes, I am planning on seeing the sequel. It will probably be better since I will have forgotten about the book by then.
Two. I didn’t want to post this clip but I have to so that you understand what I’m referencing. However, I couldn’t watch the whole thing. This went viral making fun of the wife. I didn’t laugh. I have had many moments when the dots just don’t connect. Thankfully, I don’t have a jerk-husband to post those moments on the internet. So, while I’m indulging in my crankiness, here’s the jerk-of-the-week award to the husband. Wow! This just proves my point that there are worse things than being single.
Okay, I think I’ve vented enough. At any rate, I have to get to bed early. I really can’t wake up on the wrong side of the bed tomorrow. Besides, even I don’t like my cranky self.
Have you converted to the new timeline in Facebook yet? If not, do you have a Brady Bunch listing of smart phone friends on the left? If so, have you noticed the order of friends changes slightly? If so, do you ever wonder what happens when you log off Facebook? Ever think that maybe they play some kind of King of the Hill game to determine who is the first friend when you log back on? Have you ever logged off with one friend in the top spot and then log back on and that friend is now two slots to the right? Ever speculate if it’s all part of a coup among all the gravatars? Ever conjecture if there are tiny little uprisings when you’re logged off? Yeah, me neither.