Here we go, it’s that time of year

when I just can’t walk a straight line.

Let me say, the fault is not mine.

I’m not drunk, let me make that clear

it’s because crunchy leaves are here.

If you don’t get it, that’s okay

there isn’t much I can say.

One step is gratifying

the crunch is satisfying.

It just feels good in a way.

Sometimes it is not easy to do.

It may not be a leaf you see

or it is too wet and soggy

and the wind likes to play, too,

blowing a leaf to miss your shoe.

Anything that is dark brown

is best to just step around.

Tan ones with air underneath

tend to make the best crunchy leaf.

Trust me, these rules are good and sound.

It is more than a false belief

a misstep would be most dreadful

to put me in the hospital.

I would receive endless grief

all because of a crunchy leaf.

I don’t care for this time of year

so little brings me good cheer.

A few things comfort and console

like taking a little stroll

when crunchy leaf season is here!

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