Miss-n-a-kiss and a-kiss-n-a-miss

If you want the gift of gab

go where the magic is at

the legend is well known

you must kiss the Blarney Stone

Miss-n-a-kiss and a-kiss-n-a-miss

Kiss the Blarney Stone!

Now, a man named Rick

thought the gift sounded slick

and he climbed and climbed all the steps

just for the gift of eloquence

Miss-n-a-kiss and a-kiss-n-a-miss

Rick waited in line

but when it came time

he chose to get close but chose to miss

he surely did not want to kiss

Miss-n-a-kiss and a-kiss-n-a-miss

Persuaded him not

he gave it too much thought

thinking of all those lips made him sick

so the stone got no kiss from Rick

Miss-n-a-kiss and a-kiss-n-a-miss

CK was not that smart

she sure did kiss the mark

even after she did all that

she did not leave with the gift of gab

No-miss-n-a-kiss and kissin-a-this

No-miss-n-a-kiss and kiss-n-a-this

If you want the gift of gab

go where the magic is at

the legend is well known

you must kiss the Blarney Stone

No-miss-n-a-kiss and kiss-n-a-this

Kiss the Blarney Stone!

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