I once sneezed and threw my back out. Go ahead, reread that sentence again. It wasn’t an abnormally big sneeze. I don’t think I was in an awkward position when it happened. If I remember right, it was just a typical run-of-the-mill sneeze and it caused instantaneous pain. For at least a week, I walked like Frankenstein and with the amount of agony I felt, I probably grunted like him too. It hurt to move and turning my neck was out of the question.