(sigh) I’m not a model. I know this; I’ve come to accept this. When I was in college, I took a photography class. Or at least, I started the class. I had to drop out because, as I found out on day 2, photography is an expensive habit. But the one thing I remember during my week of class is this: a photographer doesn’t take pictures, a photographer makes pictures. Okay, so can I blame all the photographers that have ever aimed a camera in my direction for me not having one good picture of myself? Didn’t think so.