So,

I have two pressing matters.

One,

Felix the Ford is eating me alive.  Figures I would buy an SUV a right before the economy tanked.  I kind of have a track record with bad timing.  I bought my previous vehicle a month before 9/11 – right before all the interest rates dropped.  Go me!  This makes me kind of nervous to buy another vehicle…

Two,

Remember this kids?

My computer still operates (using the term loosely) with Windows XP.  Yes, XP, as if in invented right after the wheel and before sliced bread.  Besides running  r e a l   s l o w, it also does fun, creepy things like clicking on things I did not click on.  I’m surprised there’s not a poster with my ID hanging at the Facebook headquarters with the heading “PRO STALKER.”  I promise I’m not stalking you people!  My computer might be but I’m not.  It really wasn’t my intention to click on the page of the girl who is popping up on my nephew’s wall – a lot.  And when did I like Target?  That’s odd, I don’t remember even visiting its page let alone liking it.  It’s also a chore just to post blogs as the elves in my computer like to hide things from me.  Whenever I submit a post early, it takes five minutes and a whole lot of creative clicking for the schedule to pop up.   Plus, whenever I click on an email to read, it likes to take a step backward to the previous screen.  I guess it just wants me to be sure about my choices. 

Hmm, which matter should I take care of first?