Don’t make me think today.
I tell you, it won’t go well.
I gave my last thought
Continue readingI have a bit of a block,
you see, going on right here.
Can’t get anything working, I fear.
Nothing seems to want to unlock
and not one thing is left in stock.
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What do you think you would say
if you saw me digging away?
I tell you, if I could
trust me, I surely would,
dig, dig, dig for one whole day.
Continue readingJudging from the title of this post you are probably thinking this is the most unnecessariest of unnecessary posts. All you need to do is make a person angry. And I agree with you. In this time of easily offended people a how-to on angering folks may be similar to telling a short person they are, in fact, short. Trust me, a short gal knows she is short. In that spirit of useless advice, here is my sure-fire way of angering someone – anyone in fact.
Continue readingI like to think I’m rather smart. Perhaps, that is a common trait for all humankind to think that on some level. “I may not be the brightest, but I am not some dummy.” Some days I believe it, other days, well, I try to think of other talents I might possess. Think I’m being hard on myself? That’s kind of you but I’m about to share a story that proves my point. Unfortunately, it’s all true.
Continue readingI went to Ireland
to see what I could see.
They said, “You know what is fun?
Stop by Jameson.
You’ll get some whiskey
while on your tour.”
Okay but I am a teetotaler.
Continue readingOne single time is all it took
someone said my writing was good stuff
that compliment was more than enough
I painstakingly undertook
to compile it all in a book.
Continue readingThey say, what others think of you
is not really your business.
Here is my take and witness,
this well-known saying may be true
but I’d like to add something, too.
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